Seminars for Males

  1. Combatting Stupidity.
  2. You Can Do Housework Too.
  3. PMS --- Learning When to Keep Your Mouth Shut.
  4. How to Fill an Ice-Tray.
  5. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas. Give us Money.
  6. Understanding the Female Response to Your Coming in Drunk at 4 a.m.
  7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly called "Don't Wash my Silks").
  8. Parenting --- No, It Doesn't End with Conception.
  9. Get a Life --- Learn to Cook.
  10. How Not to Act Like an Asshole when YOU'RE Obviously Wrong.
  11. Spelling --- Even You Can Get it Right.
  12. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence.
  13. You --- The Weaker Sex.
  14. Reasons to Give Flowers.
  15. How to Stay Awake After Sex.
  16. Why it is Unacceptable to Relieve Yourself Anywhere But the Washroom.
  17. Garbage --- Getting it to the Curb.
    1. #101 - You CAN Fall Asleep Without IT --- If You Really Try.
    2. #102 - The Morning Dilemma --- If IT'S "Awake", Take a Shower.
  19. I'll Wear it if I Darn Well Please.
  20. How to Put the Toilet Lid Down (formerly called "No, It's Not a Bidet").
  21. The Weekend and Sports are NOT Synonymous.
  22. Give Me a Break --- Why We Know Your Excuses are Bullshit.
  23. How to Go Shopping with Your Mate Without Getting Lost.
  24. The Remote Control --- Overcoming Your Dependency.
  25. Romanticism --- Other Ideas Behind Sex.
  26. Helpful Postural Hints for Couch Potatoes.
  27. Mothers-In-Law --- They Are Also People.
  28. How Not to Act Younger Than Your Children.
  29. You Too Can Be a Designated Driver.
  30. Male Bonding --- Leaving Your Friends at Home.
  31. Honest, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson --- Especially When Naked.
  32. Changing Your Underwear --- It Really Works.
  33. The Attainable Goal --- Omitting #%+*^&~ From Your Vocabulary.
  34. Fluffing the Blankets After Farting is Not Necessary.
  35. Nagging is in Our Genes.

Seminars for Women

  1. Combatting the Impulse to Nag
  2. You Can Change the Oil Too
  3. PMS - Learning to Sleep Over at Mother's
  4. How to Fill a Beer Mug
  5. We do not want Stationary for Christmas - PUT ON SLEAZY UNDERTHINGS
  6. Understanding the Female Cause of Male Drunkenness
  7. How to Do All Your Laundry in One Load and Have More Time to Watch Football
  8. Parenting - Your Husband Gave You Children so You Could Have Someone Other Than Him to Boss Around
  9. How Not to Sob Like a Sponge When Your Husband is Right
  10. Get a Life - Learn to Kill Spiders Yourself
  11. Balancing a Checkbook - Even You Can Get it Right
  12. You, the Whining Sex
  13. Reasons to Give _ _ _ _ _ _ _ S
  14. How to Stay Awake During Sex
  15. Why it is Unacceptable to Talk About Placentas During Breakfast
  16. Shopping - Doing it in Less Than 16 Hours
    1. #101 You Can Use a Bed for More Than Just Sleep
    2. #102 It's OK to Do It Outside of the Bedroom
  18. If You Want to Know How That Looks On You, Ask Your Mother
  19. How to Close the Garage Door
  20. If You Don't Want an Excuse, Don't Demand an Explanation
  21. Payday and Shopping Are Not Synonymous
  22. How to Go Fishing With Your Mate and Not Catch Pneumonia
  23. Living Without Power Windows - How to Turn a Crank
  24. Romanticism - The Whole Point of Caviar, Candles, and Conversation
  25. How to Stay Alive While Your Husband is Relaxing
  26. Putting On Something Sexy - Why it Won't Ruin Your Brain
  27. How to Act Younger Than Your Mother
  28. You Too Can Carry a Backpack
  29. Female Friendship - Why Your Best Friends Are Not the Women Who Complain About You the Most
  30. Apologizing for Farting When You're On the Toilet is NOT Necessary
  31. The Attainable Goal - Catching a Ball Before It Stops Moving
  32. Honest, My Eyes Are Closed Because of the Passion I Feel