News Flash: Mickey divorcing Minnie!!

Mickey Mouse visited his lawyer to file for a divorce from
Minnie.  Mickey claimed that he could no longer tolerate her
behavior.  His lawyer wanted to talk to Minnie to try to
substantiate Mickey's claims before filing the papers and
visited her the next day.  When he returned to his office he
called Mickey.

Lawyer: Mickey, I talked to Minnie for quite a while yesterday
        and I saw no evidence for your claim that she has gone
        crazy.

Mickey: I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy!