DICTIONARY OF DEFINITIONS
- MOTHERS DAY
- Nine months after fathers night
- ADULTERY
- The wrong people doing the right thing
- KISS
- An application at headquarters for a job at base
- TWINS
- Womb mates who become bosom pals
- PYJAMAS
- Article placed in bed in case of fire
- ADOLESCENCE
- The period between infancy and adultery
- METEOROLOGIST
- A man who looks at a girl and tells weather
- PASSION
- A feeling you feel when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you never felt before
- BACHELOR
- A man who comes to work from a different direction every morning
- ALCOHOL
- A liquid, good for preserving everything except secrets
- BABY
- An alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other
- BEACH
- A place a girl goes in her baiting suit
- GOODBYE
- What money says when its gone
- PETTING
- A study of the anatomy in braille
- WOLF
- A man who invites a girl for a scotch and sofa
- ORAL CONTRACEPTIVE
- "NO"
- SEX
- The most fun you can have without laughing
- PSYCHOLOGY
- The science which tells you what you know already in words you can't understand
- ECONOMIST
- Someone who can tell you tomorrow why what he said yesterday wasn't true about today