REASONS WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN

1. You can enjoy a beer any time of the month.
2. Beer stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine and dine beer.
4. Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play football.
5. When a beer is flat you toss it out.
6. Beer is never late.
7. Hangovers go away.
8. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
9. Beer labels come off without a fight.
10. When you go to a bar you know you can always pick up a beer.
11. Beer never has a headache.
12. After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 10 cents.
13. A beer won't get upset if you come home with another beer on your breath.
14. If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.
15. A beer will never scrape you with its teeth.
16. You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty.
17. A beer always goes down easy.
18. You can share a beer with your friends.
19. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
20. Beer is always wet.
21. Beer doesn't demand equality.
22. You can have a beer in public.
23. A beer doesn't care when you come.
24. A frigid beer is a good beer.
25. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
26. If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.
27. A beer doesn't mind sitting in the wet spot.
28. A beer doesn't care if you leave the toilet seat up.
29. Beer doesn't want to talk when you're tired.
30. A beer won't mind if you want a beer in the morning.
31. Beer doesn't have parents.
32. A beer won't leave you for another, richer beer.
33. Nobody calls you a bigot for having a favorite kind of beer.
34. Who cares what a beer looks like?
35. It's not embarrassing to be seen with a huge beer.
36. Beer doesn't care if you don't do housework.
37. You never have to feed a beer's ego.