The sky was dark, the moon was high
All alone, just her and I
Her hair so soft, her eyes so blue
I knew just what she wanted to do
Her skin so soft, her legs so fine
I ran my fingers down her spine
I didn't know how, but I tried my best
I started by placing my hands on her breast
I remembered my fear, my fast beating heart
But slowly she spread her legs apart
And when I did it, I felt no shame
And all at once the white stuff came
At last it's finished, it's all over now
My first time ever at milking a cow.