My First Time Ever

      The sky was dark, the moon was high
      All alone, just her and I
      Her hair so soft, her eyes so blue
      I knew just what she wanted to do
      Her skin so soft, her legs so fine
      I ran my fingers down her spine
      I didn't know how, but I tried my best
      I started by placing my hands on her breast
      I remembered my fear, my fast beating heart
      But slowly she spread her legs apart
      And when I did it, I felt no shame
      And all at once the white stuff came
      At last it's finished, it's all over now
      My first time ever at milking a cow.